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Friday, October 28, 2011

Aerobic Dancing!

Every record bin, collection, or sale is going to have some throw away records. A lot of these are Christmas Albums, but some of them are going to be exercise Records. Aerobic Dancing came out on Parade Records. In it you will not only find the Album but also a picture guide to all the Aerobic Dancing. You guessed it alright, that is Dorian Dammer who is performing the aerobics. You might remember her from 20 AEROBIC COUNTRY HITS. I know I don't. Do me a favor. The next time you are a feeling blue put on a Dorian Dammer Record. Don't exercise, just listen to her and make fun of it while eating a bag of Doritos. Just like you do at 5:00 in the morning when you see those exercise shows on Channel 8. Then go out and Hunt for Better Records. That's how you burn off those calories Dorian. Bonus Point for the Album Sleeve for the "Dressing for Dancing" Section. It says, "For aerobic dancing, wear loose, Comfortable clothes, such as a T-Shirt and Shorts. A leotard is fine." That is just Classic. Album in General gets a (1 out of 4) but gets a (3) for craptasticness.

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