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What are those Lyrics? Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come on Eileen

I swear on my Blue Jean?
Oh, you with that Chest?
I need a big Iron Press?

No, the Real Lyrics are:

Poor old Jonny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
He moved a million hearts in mono
Out mothers moved sing along, who would blame them
Now you're grown (so grown up)
So grown (so grown up) now I must say more than ever
Toora loora torra loo rye aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Eileen, Oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, oh my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah come on Eileen

These people 'round here
With their beat down eyes sunk in smoke dried faces
They're resigned to what their fate is
But not us, (no never) no not us (no never)
We are far to young and clever
Come on Eileen
Toora loora toora loo rye aye
I've been on this toon forever

Come on Eileen well I swear (what he means)
Ah come on lets take off everything
That pretty red dress, oh Eileen (tell him yes)
Ah come on lets, ah come on Eileen

Come on Eileen toora ta loo rye aye
Come on Eleen toora ta loo rye aye
Torra torra ta loo rye
Oh Eileen
I said come on Eileen
Oh come on Eileen
We are far to young and clever, and things wont ever change
I said
Toora loora toora loo rye aye

Sung in backround
Come on Eileen toora ta loo rye aye
Come on Eleen toora ta loo rye aye
Torra torra ta loo rye

Come on Eileen oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment you mean everything to me
Oh to me, Oh Eileen
You mean everything

Law & Order: My Dream Cast

Law & Order was the longest-running crime drama on American primetime television, and tied for longest running American primetime drama series of all time with Gunsmoke; both are the second longest-running scripted primetime series with ongoing characters after The Simpsons. During the years it was on, the show went through many cast changes. I love playing the Dream Cast game with Law & Order. The game goes that if you could choose any of the cast members and put them in the same season, who would they be? This has changed for me over the years. Here is were I stand right now
Law:
Chris Noth as Detective Mike Logan
Jerry Orbach as Detective Lennie Briscoe
S. Epatha Merkerson as Lt. Anita Van Buren

Order:
Michael Moriarty as EADA Ben Stone
Jill Hennessy as EADA Claire Kincaid
Steven Hill as D.A. Adam Schiff

The strange thing is that this is the cast for Season 4. This makes the Season the Best one in Law & Order History

Whatever Happened to: The Kids in the Soul Asylum -Runaway Train Video

In 1994, Soul Asylum had a hit with the video and song for their single, Runaway Train. The video had shots of missing children and kids that ran away from home. This was mixed in with shot of the band. The video went in Heavy air play on MTV. Whatever Happened to those kids? Where they found? The results are both sad and happy. Turns out some of the kids ran away from a troubled home. When people saw their face on MTV, they turned the kids in. Some really bad results were from Vicky Hamilton and Dinah McNicol, who each went missing in 1991. Their remains were found in 2007 at a house in Margate. Peter Tobin has since been convicted of both murders. Curtis Huntzinger, who was featured in the US video, was located deceased in 2008. His convicted killer, Stephen Daniel Hash, is currently serving a sentence of 11 years for manslaughter in Folsom State Prison.

Leprechaun (the Movie)

Starring Jennifer Aniston and the "fat guy" that stole Pee-Wee's bike, Leprechaun is a bad 1993 horror movie about a Leprechaun out for revenge for having his pot of gold stole from him. The Leprechaun is played by Warwick Davis, or if you are anything like me "doesn't he sound like Willow. Warwick has his own sitcom from producers Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant called Life's Too Short. There have been six installments of Leprechaun movies.

Subaru Forester Hockey Moms - The Pogues - 'If I Should Fall From Grace With God'

Dear Subaru,
Thanks for getting The Pogues stuck in my head everytime I see your commerical. I am not joking. I love the Pogues. It is better than getting a stupid one hit wonder song from the 80's stuck in my hear. I do have to question how many "Hockey Moms" or even "Soccer Moms" are blasting the Pogues out of their new Forester. These parents are more likely listening to Adele or Katy Perry than some band where the Lead singer has two front teeth pointing left and right. Maybe I am wrong, and the moms are Jamming out. I just don't see this anytime soon. Thanks anyway for the fun.
Love Bradley J.

The SNL Cast no one remembers

Known as the season when Lorne Michaels returned as producer, the 11th season was a rocky one for SNL. That is not to say they didn't have talent that season. At first glance at the cast, you can't believe that some of these people were ever on SNL. That cast includes: Joan Cusack,Robert Downey, Jr.,Anthony Michael Hall, Randy Quaid, and Damon Wayans. All of these actor were on for one season due to low ratings and possible cancellation. The only ones to come out of the season were Jon Lovitz and Dennis Miller. They even had three future Simpsons writers to write sketches. So why can no one remember this cast? Well because it sucked. It sucked so bad that the season ended with the entire cast shown to be trapped in a room as a parody of TV show cliffhangers. Credits rolled with question marks on each name, signaling that the viewer didn't know which cast members would be returning the next season.

Before They Were Stars- Commercials

Here is Stephen Colbert in a Firstier Commercial giving you 'location, location, location' around Nebraska. Notice the kid who looks like he road all the way home in the back of a truck. That's a no no!


When is the last time you saw Meg Ryan in a Burger King Commercial? Now, try to think when the last time you saw her in an opening day blockbuster movie?


Paul Rudd is one of the funniest actors out there today. Nothing is funnier than seeing him in this Super NES commercial. NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!

Picket Fences

Produced by David E. Kelly, Picket Fences was a quirky drama that followed the towns people of Rome, Wisconsin. It mostly followed the Brock Family and dealt with tough subjects like abortion, homophobia and LGBT adoption, transsexuality, racism, belief in God, medical ethics, polygamy, polyamory, adolescent sexuality (including nocturnal emission), date rape, cryonics, the Holocaust, shoe fetishism, masturbation, spontaneous human combustion, and constitutional rights. Each week brought weird and off the beat problems that the town would have to solve. I think that this show was brave and way before it's time. Here is to the people of Rome, for opening our hearts and our minds.

Ugly Cosby Sweater of the Week

Oreo Turns 100 years old

Can you believe it? Oreo turned 100 years old on March 6 of this year. How did this cookie celebrate? By dipping itself is a huge glass of whole milk. Beat that Grampa! When they were first sold they were for 25 cents a pound in novelty cans with clear glass tops. Over the years the Oreo has gone through many tranformations. Chocolate Oreo, Double Stuff Orea, Pure Milk Chocolate Covered Mint Oreo and Oreo Cakesters are some of the more popular choices. Who can forget those commericals. Oreo was one of the first words I could Spell. O..R..E.0! Thank you old fart!

P.S. That is the kid who played Steve Urkle in the Commercial!

Favorite New Old Song - Bob Mould - See a Little Light

I am not the kind of person who plays songs over and over. But this Bob Mould Song I will play the shit out of. Why? Because it is one of those song that grows on you. From the first solo ablum after the break up of Husker Du. This is See A Little Light from the Album- Workbook.